Boys and girls, this is Stat1124. He's like our new IT/multimedia department, 'cept not nerdy. He provided half our post-game roundup from his home on YouTube, so naturally we went Clint Hurtt on his ass and signed him up. Welcome, new .gif overlord! -TGB
Man they told me that the 7th Floor was off the chain and definitely the place to be. I rush over to the undisclosed spot get on the elevator and it only goes up to floor 6. Six Floors? Is this some kinda joke?!? I'm like WTF!! Wondering now if there was some type of mistake cuz The Great Barstoolio would never do me this dirty and send me to a paradise that doesn't exist!! I let the elevator door close taking me back down...while scratching my head.
I get back down to first floor and logically look for the stairs. Find them and up the flight of stairs I go. Hit the 2nd floor whilst whistling "Its Great To Be A Cane", and scurry on up past the 3rd floor right around to the 4th floor realizing a piercing fire has erupted in my thighs, calves and chest. Take a break halfway up the 5th flight of stairs and while sitting down held out my Starbucks cup to collect some change from local patrons who muttered out very hurtful words as the dismissively past me by. Even the one legged half nekked hooka!! (A brutha is broke deez dayz!!) Limped up the rest of 5th floor steps only to crawl up the 6th flight to the horror of seeing NO SIGN of stairs leading to the 7th floor! You gotta be kidding me! I'm waaaay to old for this 'ish! So as I sat at the top of the 6th floor steps, completely defeated and too damn tired to walk back down, I hear this soft sound as if a airlock had just disengaged and right before my eyes...the side wall just opened up and there sat the hidden glass crystal door with the words emblazoned on it "Welcome To the 7th Floor"! Finally, the Gods were good to me! I jumped up, dusted off my collar and pants to make myself less presentable as a bum and more like I belonged here. Hit the door only to get bounced out by security! Long story short...TGB came to the rescue to pull me out of the full nelson, reverse guillotine neck crank that the 7th Floor henchmen put me in and ALAS....I AM FINALLY HERE! WHAT IS GOOD MY CANIACS and FANATICS!!
I promise...I am suppose to be here. At least that is what I was told! HAHA I will hopefully be helping the crew out by supplying the Cracked-Out Masses of Hurricanes Hysteria with all of the new media right off the skillet that they could possibly muster. Before the game and After the game. On top of the game, Below the game. (I don't even know if that is possible) Soundbytes, Interviews, Highlights, Recaps, Animated Gifs, Funny Photos...All of this is free game. So keep an eye out for me, cuz you never know what I might get a hold of next! It's a pleasure and looking forward to bringing many smiles to all of your faces! Holla!
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