Here you go!
All Pro-Combat images after the jump...
The rest of the new uni isn't so bad (mercifully, it's got leg stripes! and that belt buckle's titanium!):
But: body fat a little over 8%? You can enjoy the stylings of a 90-year-old tennis pro:
Or be sponsored by Sesame Street and the largest letter U:
Is it me? Can I get Nina Garcia in here? Perhaps I'm just still in a bad mood, but, I dunno, Nike, can we get some gold chains or something?
Images from AllCanes, of course. Spend money there. Just maybe not on those t-shirts.