Would you believe we've been in a coma?

You shouldn't.

Anyway, happy New Year and all that. There are 242 days until kickoff, and this is how we feel about that right now:

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Yeah....recruiting will be a nice break, and we'll try to cover it a little without totally losing perspective like that one time. That got ugly.

Additionally, we welcome your thoughts and links over there on the right, unless you're one of those doomsday fuckers. You guys need to get a grip, or spend some time studying with this guy.

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Yeah, that's right. You're welcome. And really, ya'll, it's gonna be okay.

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