When/where: 8 p.m., Sad Fake Orange Bowl, Miami Gardens
Weather: 80 degrees, 0 percent chance rain, 89% chance of tits
Prediction: Miami by 8,000 with 43 interceptions (#swag)
Person Who Needs To Rise From The Dead After Three Games: Travis Benjamin, certified Seminole-slayer and recent notpayingattentiondropologist.
Remember when Travis Benjamin was nearly the entire highlight reel?
...and then again in 2009?
Tony Carter does.
Extras: The game is sold out, the first time since moving to Sun Life stadium. It is also an "orange-out," which we thought was silly until we saw Randy Shannon rocking his orange with a chain on College Gameday. A CHAIN. Good things are going to happen today.