All I want for Christmas

Is an offense that understands the capabilities of the quarterback behind center.

Is a defense that knows how to wrap up and tackle, especially in the context of running Qb's (even though we haven't had that since the 2001 Rose Bowl.)

Are wide receivers that catch the ball by looking it into their hands before looking up field.

Are defensive backs that keep the coverage in front of them.

Are linebackers that can tackle within 7 yards from the line of scrimmage.

Are running backs that can see a hole opening up in front of them.

Is an offensive line that can actually open up holes.

Is a defensive line that can stop someone. Anyone. Including me.

Is a clean bill of health from the NCAA, on par with what OSU received. They shouldn't be able to prove more than that.