How do you differentiate between Duke (Johnson) and Duke (University)?
So I woke up Saturday morning, put on the orange and green, and was ready to watch the Coastal Champion Miami Hurricanes extract some revenge against their instate rivals. Then, to my dismay, I turned on the TV and saw a barely bowl eligible Georgia Tech team, last seem getting their hearts ripped out by our killer teddy bear, Mike James. I do a little googling and found there is some doofus named Ned Sharpei that bought some meals and drinks for very mediocre players under the Coker and Shannon regimes. You guys hear about this? I think someone should look into this.
So instead of weeping over our lost ACC title (c'mon, FSU barely beat Georgia Tech) I put my energy into reliving the Duke (Johnson) crushes Duke (University) shoot out in Durham, NC. And here we go.
Miami, forever busting out scarves in 50 degree weather
At least our guys aren't huddled near a heater
Least prescient call of the night
Don't ever listen to Alex. We gave up 45, like we have all year
We managed to fix the Duke-Duke confusion
While I don't condone misspelling, Nerds is appropriate
Duke has an attendance problem of their own
Though in their defense, most of the kids were out of town for Thanksgiving.
Best display of Teamwork goes to... Dorsey Stalking?
Who doesn't swoon over quickly released, wobbly passes that get to their intended target without getting picked off? I'm a simple man
Are they talking about our Kyle Wright?
He threw laser guided missiles directly into the opponents hands. And thus the Kirby Freeman Fan Club was born
Best non-obscure movie reference
That's how you do it, Alex
Scottie, yet again is the saddest guy around
But Travis will fix everything
Lt Cruz asks a great question
Scottie definitely is winning saddest guy of the year
Best summary of the season
And what isn't a game thread without picking on the announcers
Caneman Carman was watching his first football game ever.
That's how bad the officials are. You should of seen us describing overtime to him
And last but not least, best Gif of the game
And so ends a great season with a lot of hope for next season. I'd like to think game thread comments had a great, if not entirely regular, run. I'll be back in the next few weeks with some end of the season awards for our most proficient posters. And seriously, someone should check our Ned Sharpei.