Interview with Lieutenant Golden

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Lots of the interwebs doing their best Al Golden as Lieutenant Dan today, some better than others. Fortunately for you, dear readers, the 7th Floor was able to get an exclusive sit down interview with Lt. Golden once he donned the shrimping gloves and climbed up that mast. Some excerpts are below-

"Two standing orders in this program. One, take good care of your feet. Two, try not to do anything stupid, like tweet a pic of an NCAA violation."

"Yeah. I got new ties. Custom-made titanium alloy. Striped. It's what they use on the space shuttle."

"Come on, Shapiro! You call this a storm? Category 5, my ASS! Blow, you son of a bitch! Blow! We already gave up the bowl game! Woulda only been the Music City anyways! Nashville sucks in December! What's ten more scholarships! It's time for a showdown! You and me, Shapiro! I'm right here! Come and get me! You'll never sink this program!"

"I hate ice cream."

"That's what all these cripples down at the WQAM radio lounge talk about: Howard this and Howard that. They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening and if I found Howard, I'd get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. HA! I've been to Boca. I ain't never going back!"

"Where to next week. Oh, Manhattan? I've been there before, had a fun New Years with Gump once. I think I got Long Limbs Lenore's number here somewhere..."

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