Okay, not really, but really, Ndamukong Suh is pushing to be the most popular man in Nebraska.
The current officeholder, of course, is Tom Osborne, which can mean only one thing: we're about to witness the nicest blood vendetta in history, dadgummit. Mark my words: there will almost be swearing and somewhere, somehow, someone will grimace in chagrin at the lengths to which these two men will go to not offend anyone.