'Canes test against type, humiliate fanbase Exiting one-night-stand Xavier Shannon and freshmen LaRon Byrd and Brandon Harris were selected to the ACC's Academic All-American Team yesterday. In Tampa, an irate Eugene Marve claimed his son was left out unfairly until a radio host quietly informed him during a commercial break that grade point averages are scored on a four-point scale, not two."But it's tradition here!" not an acceptable defense Florida's Carl Johnson was arrested for violating a sexual violence restraining order after following a woman from whom he'd been ordered to stay away off of a campus bus. I don't wanna focus too much on what lesser programs are up to, so I'll just say they should probably drop football altogether.
It's a slow news day, don't you judge me! From Football Scoop comes word that former Miami QB Derrick Crudup will be the new OC/QBC at Stillman College. Look, an old Shockey joke! (points and runs)
