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the SEC just collectively clenched their anuses

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princess bryce made his long awaited decision today

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as expected, vegas is already giving odds on how bryce's career as a Vol will end.


-kicked off team for academic violation... even money

-leaves UT after freshman yr to join cult led by Brian Butler... 6:1

-kicked off team for "violation of team rules"... even money

-leaves UT after junior yr to enter NFL draft... 2:1

-kicked off team for triggering NCAA investigation/ sanctions... 3:5

-leaves UT after freshman yr to enter NFL draft, is refused entry to NFL draft, enters CFL draft... even money

-transfers to PAC 10 after causing lane kiffin to suffer recurring angina... 2:1