'83 National Championship against #1 Nebraska: Ken Calhoun ensures he'll have sex forever (clearly, a Nebraska fan chose this shitty audio).
"It's unlikely that any team in the history of college football ever got higher for a game than Miami did for Nebraska," wrote John Underwood of Sports Illustrated. "And if you missed Monday night's game, you missed an emergence ... Down went Nebraska's 22-game winning streak, and up went the burgee of a team that may well be the next great name in the game."