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A Game Thread We Refuse To Jinx With A Clever, Dismissive Title

We're learning. So is Dave Wannstedt's mustache, which will eventually fail in its bit to take over the world by settling for a 60-yard field goal attempt instead.

7:30. ESPN. Be there. Be here. Be ready to make inappropriate jokes about Pitt's stupid "blue-out."