As some of you Canes fans already know, much maligned defensive coordinator Mark D'Onofrio moved up into the booth this year to call plays. A lot of arguing has gone on inside the Hurricane fandom, debating who was really at fault with the historically horrendous 2012 defense; the players, or the man calling the plays?
What we didn't know until last week against FAU, was Coach D'Onofrio spent this offseason honing his skill set, leading to this past Saturday's (relatively) epic showing from his defense against Florida.
@BrodyLogan knew they put him in the booth for a reason— amv (@antonazucar) August 31, 2013
YALL THOUGHT MY ASS SUCKED HUH?? YALL SAID SHIP ME OUTTA TOWN?? WELL GUESS WHAT?? TAKE A LOOK AT THIS SON-
LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED RAWGHT!!!!!! DROPPA BEAT!!!
FORCED FUMBLE ON THE FIRST DRIVE...FAILED TWO POINT CONVERSION...INTERCEPTION IN THE RED ZONE...DROPPA BEAT!!!
OUTGAINED IN YARDS 123-2 IN 2ND QUARTER...11 MINUTES T.O.P...ONLY 3 POINTS ALLOWED...DROPPA BEAT!!!
YO YO YO VAN WINKLE!!! MY FAVE DIY BOY!!!
YO YO YO SEBASTIAN!!!
"Was your success because Florida has a ridiculously terrible offense that consisted of 5 plays?"
Brent Pease's laminated play sheet: pic.twitter.com/uD514Kez2J— Paul Myerberg (@PaulMyerberg) September 7, 2013
"And what about the scoring drive late in the 4th quarter that nearly cost your team the game? Did that remind you of the struggles of last year in any way?"
WHO JUST SAID THAT?? LAST FLORIDA SCORING DRIVE WAS VINTAGE 2012???...WHO MADE THAT REMARK? WHICH ONE OF YOU CONDESCENDING MEDIA DOUCHEBAGS REMARKED THAT?? I DIDNT SEE ANYTHING...I WAS TAKING THE ELEVATOR DOWN TO THE SIDELINES FOR THE VICTORY SHOWER...PFFT WHATEVER BRO. I AINT GOTTA PUT UP WITH DIS SHIZZ. IM OUTTIE. YO YO YO DJ RONNIE SEIKS!!!
HEY YALL MFERS!!! HOWS MY ASS TASTE!! AINT NO (D)ONOFRIO NOW HUH!!! THE 'D' AINT SILENT NO MO DAWGS!!! GOT MY BIG "D" BACK!!!