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Last Chance For Succession By Canes


I see thousands hundreds of California high school and college age kids carrying signs and marching in favor of succession.

Let it be known that I too am in favor of succession - all three kinds - primary, secondary and Alimist.

The third type - an Alimist auto succession- is also known as "tailgating".

Plan now - buy charcoal, dogs, beers, burgers and plenty of coke (the kind you drink). Then, two weeks from now - wash and wax the family wagon and get in the long line driving up the TPK to the Duke game at the Rock.

That''ll be the last chance for an Alimist succession (tailgating) this year. Don't miss it! Alim will be leading the parade - get in line behind him, drive safely and have fun!

Note - if you're also in favor of Fla or Cal secession - you can add another flag under your Canes pennant attached to your antenna - it's all good.

Go Canes.

Beat Duke.

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