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The Crystal Ball Sees Cristobal

I went to visit Madame LaRue. The well known fortune teller. She looked into the Canes future. She wouldn’t commit to the future being bright. She wouldn’t commit to the future being dim. She would only commit to the future simply being the future. But she said, "Ask your questions. You get three."

I asked my first question. "Who will be the Canes next head coach?" She gazed into her crystal ball. She saw a Cristobal in her crystal ball.

I asked my second question. "When will the Canes win the ACC?" Again she gazed into Cristobal. "It will be in the year of three," she replied.

I then asked my third and final question. "When will the Canes win another National Championship?" Again she gazed into Cristobal. "On thirty-one from two thousand and one you will glee," she replied.

So directly from the wire, there it is and now you know.

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